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Crayola Thanks Tea Partiers (Video)

"This week, anyone showing up to a participating Walmart will receive a complimentary set of Freedom Markers.  We've got Anti-Immigration Red, Liberty White and Anti-Immigration Blue.  We'll also throw in a free thesaurus so those signs don't come out so...controversial."

"And keep an eye out for new products, like this special pen that makes drawing Hitler-staches a breeze."

Canada Responds to Hockey Loss to America

 

Touche.

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Happy Valentine's Day

This gave me a case of the giggles.

 

Fella Gaga's Parody of Poker Face: "Social State"

Amusing parody of Lady Gaga's Poke Face by "Fella Gaga."  I especially love his back-up hillbillies, er, teabaggers and the gun-toting Palin.

"Obama-ma"

"Can't change my, cant change my country into a social state.  S-s-s-social state s-s-social state."

"Screw your health care, killin' gramma's not fair."

The sad and very scary realization of this parody is that it's not far off from reality.  Click here to witness the stylized musics of Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity fall out of the "intelligent" mouths of their loyal and obedient sheep at Sarah Palin's recent speaking engagement.  

Gay Remake of Google's Superbowl Ad

This heartbreaking remake of Google's Superbowl ad, titled Parisian Love Too, highlights the immigration inequality that's partnered with marriage inequality.

Protect Insurance Companies PSA

This PSA by Funny or Die is great and rings true on so many levels.  Will Ferrell, Jon Hamm, Olivia Wilde and other celebrities come together to "protect" insurance company profits from the evils of health care reform.

"So why is Obama trying to reform health care when insurance companies are doing just fine making billions of dollars in profit?"

"Health Insurance agencies are huge.  They need to make big profits so they can afford to give their employees health insurance.  Believe me, that stuff's not cheap!"

Hahaha.

I Am An American Conservative Shithead

I pulled this from America blog.  Apparently it's making its way around the Internet.  It's a great, eye-opening read.  Author still unknown:

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the U.S. Department of Energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by a municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like, using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration.

I watched this while eating my breakfast of U.S. Department of Agriculture-inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time, as regulated by the U.S. Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the U.S. Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration-approved automobile and set out to work on the roads build by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the U.S. Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After spending another day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the Department of Labor and the Occupational Safety and Health administration, enjoying another two meals which again do not kill me because of the USDA, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

And then I log on to the internet -- which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration -- and post on Freerepublic.com and Fox News forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

Palin’s Resignation: The Edited Version

It's no secret that I love grammar and I'm certainly not a stranger to editing in neither my vocational nor personal life, so you can imagine how excited I was to find this amazing piece by Vanity Fair.  Too bad Sarah Palin can't see grammar from her house - that gosh darn, gotcha media elite will get you every time!

If you watched Sarah Palin’s resignation speech, you know one thing: her high-priced speechwriters moved back to the Beltway long ago. Just how poorly constructed was the governor’s holiday-weekend address? We asked V.F.’s red-pencil-wielding executive literary editor, , together with representatives from the  and  departments, to whip it into publishable shape. Here is the colorful result.

Sex With Ducks

Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci respond to Pat Robertson's quote with a quirky video about sex with ducks.  Robertson previosuly said that if the Matthew Shephard Act passed, sex with ducks would be legal.

"Cuz if gay marriage becomes lawful I'm going to find myself a duck and legally do something awful."

HA.

The Defenders

Piggy-backing on my last post, The Defenders is a video about voting to dissolve all marriages that aren't "traditional marriages"

Married before?  Christians/Jew wedding?  Interracial?  

We're just going to have to break you up.

"Motion Carries"