This is the official video, "Don't Be A Douchebag," by Jump Smokers. I actually only heard this song a couple of nights ago while driving down the street with a couple of friends. The song made me laugh and so, of course, I had to look it up immediately.
We all either know or have frequently seen that guy.
DON'T BE A DOUCHEBAG
Oh my god girl, check out this guy.
I mean does he have enough gel in his hair.
And nice tee shirt and the sunglasses, come on in a club.
SO over it.
What a douche bag.
Check your tee shirt before you leave your house.
Does it really fit, or would it fit on minnie mouse.
Hand full of gel to make your hair all spikey.
then you Lookin' in the mirror like 'why don't these girls like me?'
Don't be a douche bag.
Don't be a douche bag.
If its winter in the Chi, you shouldn't be tan.
Unless your Asian, Puerto Rican, Black or Mexican.
Ed Hardy hat, bro you over 30.
This is just a warning or you'll end up on The Dirty.
Don't be a douche bag.
You think its only guys, but you girls are guilty too.
That louis bag is fake, i bet my life your breast are too.
Bleach blonde hair and that stupid kissy face.
I seen that chick in person she looks better on myspace. (damnnnn)
Don't be a douche bag.
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