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PS22 Chorus Viva la Vida

This makes me smile.

A Gaythering Storm

There have been many spoofs on NOM's Gathering Storm PSA, but this star-studdied parody has to be my favorite.    

"They'll come at us marching.  Not marching...more like a dance.  They'll dance at us.  And it'll be choreographed."  

The video stars Lance Bass, Alicia Silverstone, Sarah Chalke, Jason Lewis, George Takei, Lynne Stewart, Sophia Bush, Liz Feldman and Drew Droege.

Ken Lee

Where have I been that I'm just now discovering the awesomeness of Bulgarian Idol sensation, Valentina Hasan?

Watch as she sings, "Ken Lee," (a.k.a. Mariah Carey's Without You) and sings such sweet lyrics as:

"Ken Lee, tulibu dibu douchoo"

This song is so big that there are actually people all over youtube remaking it.  There's also a dance mix of the song, which I have already converted and placed on my iphone.  The remix is posted below. 

Come on now, sing it with me:  Ken Leeeeeeeeeeee.

Susan Boyle Sings Cry Me a River

Listen to singing, youtube sensation, Susan Boyle sing Cry Me A River from an earlier recording.  I'm a fan.  I heart Susan.

Sound of Music Train Station Dance

This is for the few of you who haven't seen this video and those who just want to watch it again.  There's something about this video that makes me smile every time I watch it.

Watch as more than 200 people take over Antwerpen's Central Station in Belgium, in a choreographed dance to Maria's Song from The Sound of Music, much to onlookers' surprise.

Lindsay Lohan Does eHarmony

While I'm not a fan of Lindsay Lohan, this video made me laugh. It's always great to watch a "celebrity" make fun of themselves. 

"And to put all those rumors to rest, I'm not broke. I actually have over $400 in the bank and 20,000 Marlboro Milds."

 Ha.

Susan Boyle -- Britain's Got Talent

This is incredible.  

Brought tears to my eyes.

I must have watched it twenty times already.

Watch Susan Boyle bring down the house singing I Dreamed A Dream from Les Miserables on Britain's Got Talent.

Anti-Gay Marriage Ad, "Gathering Storm"

With gay marriage becoming a increasingly stronger reality in our country, the "pro-family" group, The National Organization for Marriage, has released this obscenely ridiculous ad, complete with dramatically mocking religious storm pretense.  Riddled with lies and falsehoods, the convincingly "real people" in this ad state that gay marriage will take away their freedoms, take away their choices and change the way they live.

After you're done watching the "real people" spew their hateful falsities in the name of religion, you can watch their audition tapes below.

And like my friend Greg said, a storm is coming...don't forget your umbrella...it's going to be raining gays.

Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian

There are people who embrace the true purpose of religion and find peace with their beliefs and peacefully hold their beliefs as their own.  And then there are Fundamentalist Christians -- who try to infect others with their often insane and hypocritical beliefs.

Are you a Fundamentalist Christian?  Here are the signs.

Taken from Queerty:

10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
 
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
 
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.
 
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
 
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
 
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
 
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering.  And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

 
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
 
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers.  You consider that to be evidence that prayer works.  And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
 
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

Eminem's Video, "We Made You"

Watch Eminem's funny new video for his comeback song, "We Made You," as he makes fun of the likes of Jessica Simpson, Sarah Palin, Kim Kardashian, Brett Michaels, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Amy Whinehouse and others.  The song isn't half bad, either. Lyrics below.

Guess Who… You Miss me?... Jessica Simpson sing the chorus 

(CHORUS) 
When you walk through the door 
It was clear to me (clear to me) 
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) 
You’re a … rockstar (baby) 
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) 
Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you) 
Were the ones who (chicka) made you (cough, cough) 

(VERSE ONE) 
Back by popular demand 
Now pop a little zantack for andacity if you can 
Your ready to tackle any tassle is at hand 
Hows it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? 
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands 
Shady man…noo don’t massacre the fans 
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man 
She stumped just cause he asked to put his hands 
On her massive buttyious maximus again 
Squeeze it, Squish it, then pass it to her friend 
Then it came back as nasty as he can 
Yes he can,can, don’t ask me this again 
He does not mean the lesbian offend 
But Denzy please come back to CNN 
Samantha’s a 2, Youre practically a 10 
I know you want me girl, 
In fact I see it when I come in girl 

(CHORUS) 
When you walk through the door 
It was clear to me (clear to me) 
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) 
You’re a … rockstar (baby) 
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) 
Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you) 
Were the ones who made you 

(VERSE TWO) 
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture 
Walk up to the que this girl and Charlie Horse her 
Sorry porche but whats any digenerous 
Have that eye go, are you telling me 10 minutes? 
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman 
Give my venelin, inhaler and 2 zenedrin 
And ill invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then 
Nale her, “baby say hello to my little friend” 
Ric, ric it, K Fed lets cut off the middle man 
Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again 
And this time it wont be for the riddle and binge 
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention 
A little bit did I mention, that Jennifer in love with me John Mayer 
So sit on the bench 
Man I swear the other guys you give em an inch 
They take a mile, they got style but in there they flinch 

(CHORUS) 
When you walk through the door 
It was clear to me (clear to me) 
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) 
You’re a … rockstar (baby) 
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) 
Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you) 
Were the ones who made you 

(VERSE THREE) 
And that’s why… Myla 
You never live without , 
And know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out 
And baby, you know, you know you want me too 
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you 
(Fart) 
Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an al falta 
What should I wash my filthy mouth out 
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album 
Never has there been so vannesa nalstalga 
Man Cas I don’t mean to mess up your gal but 
Jessica Alba put a dress on my mouth but 
Wowzas, I just made a mess of my trousers 
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis 
Lord help us hes back in his pink out shirt 
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit 
I think hes about to flip 
Jessica rest assure, Supermans her to rescue ya 
Can you blame me? 
You’re my amy, im your blake 
Matter fact make me a birthday cake 
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break 
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate 
(Now break it down girl) 

(CHORUS) 
When you walk through the door 
It was clear to me (clear to me) 
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see) 
You’re a … rockstar (baby) 
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you) 
Player… Who can really play you (who can really play you) 
Were the ones who made you 

So baby, baby 
Get down, down, down 

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good, 
I can wait, Im going back!! HAHA Whooo!